askinnyblackman:

jordantypefont:

This is so clever.  Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.

yes. it’s only you, the english major who gets it

not the 200,000 other people who’ve also seen it

alphanow:

glad to know that i’m almost twenty and still get really excited when i’m home alone

nextyearsgirl:

strawberrydiscotime:

vhanstiel:

forsciencejohn:

roseonabeach:

mriloveyourhat:

bagelhogger:

methlabrador:

over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are

SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT

PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME

WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

GUYS

http://www.ahhhh.com/

is it just me or do the bubbles sound like they’re having sex

Shit. That is entertaining

omg

http://www.ahhhhhhhh.com/

http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

This is the most surreal thing I’ve done in a long time.

mamaregal:

the thing you love most + swan queen

fyeahsmokinhot:

inseriousneedofalife:

spontaneity-is-key:

johns-anime-boobs:

I CNANT STOP LAUGHIGN AT THHS GIF BECUAUSE OF THE PERSON CHANGING NATIONALITIES IN THE BAKCKGROUND

WAHT

its back

Well somebody’s perception filter is on the 

ONE TIME I RAN SO FAST I TURNED BLACK

ONE TIME I RAN SO FAST I TURNED BLACK

ONE TIME I RAN SO FAST I TURNED BLACK

Thank you for making our lives  magical and meaningful.

xxic:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you

Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.

Him: No.

Me: Why not?

Him: Because I don’t find men attractive

Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive

Him: ……. I can’t.

Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????

stOP

THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER OMFLKRFJHELKFJHQWKJDHQEFKJHQFKJWEHFKWDJ;lejf;WELFJLWEFJKWEFJWEK

barbie-shoes:

I have never been so equally horrified and amused at the same time!